1. What name is on your Birth Certificate? Joshua Parker

2. Do you have any alias? Parker

3. How long have you been on this planet? Long enough to not want to answer this question correctly: 15 years

4. Stats:
Height 5’8
Weight 150
Shoe Size 8.5
Waist 30
Chest Fucking ripped bro
Inseam 30

5. Where are you from? Grand Rapids, Michigan

6. Where do you currently reside? Truckee, CA

7. How many years have you been sliding sideways? 12

8. Regular or goofy? Regs

9. In addition to snowboarders who else or what else are your influences? (Food, art, music, movies…ect)
Scotty Whitlake, Darrel Mathes, Nima Jalali, Jon Kooley, Jordan Mendenhall, Travis Parker, Corey Smith, LNP, Ben Bilocq, Scott Stephens, Nick Visconti, MUSIC IS MY FIRST LOVE AND BIGGEST INFLUENCE, and I love anything by Tim Burton or Quentin Tarantino.

10. What type of snowboarder are you?
I ride the park at Northstar every day unless there is powder. Handrails in the streets with friends at night.

11. How many days a year do you ride? (Rough estimates acceptable) 100+

12. What do you do when you are not snowboarding?
I love to travel. Portland is one of my favorite places in the world. Music is a major part of my life. Going to shows and finding new music are always on my mind. Riding road bikes keeps me healthy. I like girls….alot. Trouble! Hanging out with my best friends and getting content for www.tahoedangerzone.blogspot.com

13. What is your biggest pet peeve about the snowboard industry?
People that care what other people wear and ride. Swivels. Egos. Super slow mo snowboard videos. Mother Nature’s reluctance to give us an amazing winter.

14. What is your biggest personal pet peeve?
Colorblindness. Fake people. Tequila. People that take themselves too seriously. Walmart Country music. Ganster Rap. Ignorance. Bigotry. Too many dicks in the room.

15. Imagine you could go back to the age of five and relive the rest of your life, knowing everything that you know now. You will re-experience your entire adolescence with both the cognitive ability of an adult and the memories of everything you’ve learned form having lived your life previously.

Would you lose your virginity earlier or later than you did the first time around (and by how many years)?
I would probably do it at the same time, though I would love to take advantage of the knowledge that I have now and use it when I was younger. I know some people are gonna say YOUNGER! But I can’t imagine going into a store and buying condoms at 12 years old. Plus I was too busy playing with super soakers and Nerf guns to care about vaginas.

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