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1. What name is on your Birth Certificate? Jennifer Suzanne Larson

2. Do you have any alias? Suzanne, Suze, Serraph, JZ, Cougar, D.O.P.

3. How long have you been on this planet? 30 years

4. Stats:
Height: 5’9”
Weight: 155
Shoe Size: 9.5
Waist: 29
Chest: 38
Inseam: 34

5. Where are you from? Antioch – Armpit of the Bay Area

6. Where do you currently reside? Truckee

7. How many years have you been sliding sideways? 4

8. Regular or goofy? Regular

9. In addition to snowboarders who else or what else are your influences? (Food, art, music, movies…ect)
Smart people. My mom. I like to live vicariously through the Berkeley tree squatters. They fascinate me.

10. What type of snowboarder are you?
Meh, but progressing. I’m neither a park rat nor a backcountry hiker but I have fun, so that’s something.

11. How many days a year do you ride? (Rough estimates acceptable) 45+

12. What do you do when you are not snowboarding?
Knit. Complain. Lose things. Cook. ‘Lectrical stuff. Easy Lounge. Buy moar gear. Watch the travel channel and drool. Insult loved ones.

13. What is your biggest pet peeve about the snowboard industry?
Ride’s shittay ads. No, really. Sell your own product, don’t shit on someone else’s. But I guess that’s the skier mentality showing through.

14. What is your biggest personal pet peeve?
Inconsiderate people. I can’t stand selfishness, entitlement and ignorance. Oh, and poor parenting – but that falls into the inconsiderate people category.

15. Imagine you could go back to the age of five and relive the rest of your life, knowing everything that you know now. You will re-experience your entire adolescence with both the cognitive ability of an adult and the memories of everything you’ve learned from having lived your life previously.

Would you lose your virginity earlier or later than you did the first time around (and by how many years)?
I am going to assume you mean shred virginity. So I would lose that about 21 years earlier than I did, if possible. I’d also skip the child skier stage. The shame.