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Farmers Almanac: April

I’ve been in AK for the last couple weeks. Man! Sickness! King of the hill goes off! So many nigs. Alot of the old school nigs from back in the day and lots of new ones too. Terry Kidwell was up there shreddin tough. Travis Rice, enough about him. I got seventh. Mark Landvik, dude is cool rippin. Scotty Lago can ride mountains. Rob Kingwill was there reigning on the mountain and the mic. Mikey Basich did the most
rididulous double drop line in the event I have ever seen anywhere. That dude is psycho-smooth and
and ruling.

What a carnival of souls. Snow machines everywhere. The alaska tailgate scene was off the hook. Fools on kites. Killer chopper lines off the big mountains with ABA. My buddy Gabe Smith did some cherry-sweet descents with Nick Perata and they shredded the steep, deep nizzle lines. We had the best snowboarding by day and bitchin’ parties at night. If you’re not at Alaska tailgate, you’re missin the action baby. Damn!

I got to ride an amazingly sick mountain face that was the best run of my life. Theo the guide at Rendevous Heli let me have this run first right after the 18 inch storm. Dropping in on this run first is a true honor and a lifetime experience. I dropped in hot on the top of that run. It was a couple feet of fresh and there was about four inches of hoar frost on there too. It was like broken glass comin down that chute. I just blazed down into the gut of that chute. I toe sided to the right and looked back at my sluff. I was going about the same speed. The sluff was getting bigger and carrying more speed and volume, so I just rode faster and got in front of it with perfect rythm not missing a turn. I cut left up on this spine and started gouging deep spine-type turns down the sweetest spine. I got to hit a thirty foot rock with smooth-ass landing. The speed was perfect all the time. No resistance on touchdown. Just glassy cold speed. Then the sluff started passing me on my right. I kept riding that spine untill I was about to get cliffed-out. I saw all the sluff boiling down the chute which was my out. Right then I knew what to do. I ollied right over the river of tumbling broken glass. It was making a tinkling noise like thin wind chimes. I ollied over the sweeping snow and then pointed the chute. I got up to speed real quick. The wind was rushing faster and faster. Then I was going faster than the sluff-slide so I just cut right back into the sluff. My speed floated me back to the surface of the river of snow and I came outta there with mad speed. In front of the sluff again as
it spread out onto the glacier, I carved into a a huge bottom turn. Now I was hauling-ass across a bunch of avalanche debris. It didn’t matter though. There was a few inches of pow on there too. I was carrying a bunch of speed into the rollers below the big face.

I just started laying huge down-hill g/s carves over the wind lips and rollers. Ridiculous frontside and backside slashes. Airs over the blind wind-lip. Toe side three. Too easy. A sick frontside windlip comes into view. Impulse. Nice lay-out back. Frontside slash. Cut left. 40 foot front three. Landings are so smooth, it doesn’t seem real. More lips and rollers all the way back to the L.Z. Butter surface 360 up to the heli-pad. 4400 vertical feet of blower pow. Textbook run top to bottom with no stops. Maybe my best ever. Sweet.

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Farmer’s Almanac

rok str 1 copyWell, i didn’t exactly take over the world yet. I didn’t even set it on fire. But it weren’t for lack of tryin’. So here’s the skinny. During the second week of January, I got fired from my job plowing snow at Northstar. Because I have no job now, I have been riding every day. It has been so sweet. I forgot what it was like to snowboard this much. I am riding stronger than I did when I was in my twenties and I will be 45 in april! Forty is the new twenty-seven. I don’t have a job or any money again but snowboarding has filled the void. This has been a sick winter. I’ve been riding Squaw Valley ’cause I have a season pass and I shred almost every day.

I have kick-ass gear too. I think that my gear is making a big difference as well. I used to ride big boards alot. I still like them, but my style is changing. I am still a power rider but I enjoy flowing with the contours of the mountain more now. Where I used to use muscle and speed and force I now use more of a natural approach. I don’t jump off as much big stuff as I used to but I am on my riding so much more now. I am not afraid of steeps that’s for sure. I love clinging to the sides of a cliff. I have this Nidecker Ultra-light 163 snowboard. This thing has changed my perspective. It is the lightest thing around. I got those burton C-60’s on there too
so they’re light as well. I got Burton Ozone boots which are really flexy. My board is so light and the boots are so soft, you don’t feel it on your feet because you can barely feel the board. I guess the carbon fiber in the board makes it really damp because even though it is really flexy it doesn’t bounce around at speed.

That carbon fiber and the construction of this board is the shizz. It also has the fastest base material so even if i don’t wax it, it still carries speed. I am never left behind on that thing. These boards are pricy but if you can get your hands on a Nidecker Ultralight or a Megalight, do it. The Ultralight is tapered and pretty fishy. The Megalight is more all-mountain and more twin. It is ridiculous how well these boards stick to steep slopes. They contour to the hill because they are flexy and bend into the bumps and hourglass chutes. I really can’t say enough about those boards. I love my board, it’s like having a girlfriend except this board loves me back.

I also got this Volcom suit. I don’t know the name but it’s the red one. It has vents and some goose down in the knees and stuff. It’s got a neck gator stitched to the hood and the jacket zips to the pants in the back. I didn’t even know that till some kid at Sugar Bowl told me. The suit is water proof. I even rode in the rain a few days and I stayed totally try. The thing is the best and I’ve never had a suit this good. It looks kind of goofy ’cause it’s matching red tie-dye but it’s so dope that I wear it all the time. Even though I have a bunch of other killer suits, I don’t wear them ’cause this volcom one is the shizz. I hope they keep making stuff this killer. I always thought Volcom was kind of a fashon show, but I can’t discount my suit. All in all, I have killer gear across the board and it makes riding more fun for me. Read the rest of this entry »

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Farmer’s Almanac: December

Farmer, Parker, Chappy

Hey man. Merry Christmas and all that. I went riding with the Easy Loungin crew at Northstar the other day. Pretty fun. Those dudes and chicks can shralp pretty tough. I went to Squaw Valley a couple days after that. A lot of times when I go to snowboard I’m not into it. I usually go through a period of wanting to leave every time I go unless it’s pow, then there’s no question. I was pretty tired the day I went with the Easy Loungin crew. I had been working nights and I had gotten myself pretty run down. I plow the snow from Northstar’s roads. I work from 11p.m. until 7a.m., or from 7 to 7 if it’s snowing really hard. I had been on nights for a couple weeks. We stay on nights after a storm because there’s still alot of maintenance and clean-up even though the plowing slows down or is all done.

Xander, Christoph, Suzie

I’ve had the swine flu for the past three weeks as well. I first got it on the 3rd of december. I’ve been plowing nights and riding on good days or when I had the energy. I’ve had some sweet days. In fact every day I’ve gone out I’ve had a really good time. Even if I am depressed or I don’t want to go up on the hill, if I can just get myself on the lift, I always have a good time. Then I come home and cough and sneeze and hack and suffer. Or, I go to work and freeze and get chills and hack and cough and choke and freeze and get dehydrated and suffer at work all night. That swine flu shit is truly miserable. That is how I am sure I had the h1n1 because any cold as intense, long-lasting and debilitating as this one had to be the swine.

Now I know how those little piggies felt all coughing on the news, and no one even gave them any cough drops. Poor bastards. I bought myself Nyquil and took it during the day after riding so i could sleep. I took Dayquil at night so I wouldn’t fall asleep on night shift. I had Theraflu for day, and Theraflu for night. I had vitamins and cough drops, tea and zinc. I must have spent $100 on cold and flu meds. It helped only a little. I coughed so hard I thought my lungs would come out my nose. I thought my lungs were bleeding. I coughed so hard I got headaches. I hoped a blood vessel would just burst in my head from the coughing spasms and I could just be put out of my misery from a brain hemorrhage. Makes me wonder if I should have gotten a flu shot.

All I can say is that when I was actually riding, I didn’t feel the misery of my swine flu. On the chair the coughing and hacking would resume, but when I was ripping down a run I don’t remember feeling a thing. Strange. I’m sure being out in the cold and exerting myself like that when I was sick and tired from working nights and shredding days while being sick wasn’t helping my recovery. It was hard for me to get caught up on sleep and let the old body recharge the batteries. Sickness is certainly a mystery. All I know is when I’m riding the pain of life goes away. I was actually beating myself down knowing that I would probably end up sicker from riding, but the temporary euphoria was some how worth it. GOD DAMN that was a brutal two to three weeks. Was It worth the hours, days and weeks of suffering for the fleeting moments of bliss? Yeah I guess so. But I’ve decided I want more. I’ve decided to take over the world. This will be an exciting time for us. The fuse is lit. Can I get a witness?

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Farm’s Snowbird Story….Part 2

Yeah it’s a little delay since Part 1 of the story but I’ve had some internet issues.  So after a night of debauchery we wake up all over the hotel floor up there at the Snowbird lodge. Like ten of us scattered about the furniture and someone sleeping in the bathtub and under the kitchen table and whatnot. So we head over to the Snowbird tram and get in line. The line is barely out the door! Unheard of. There’s like three feet of new snow and there’s no one there! The whole village is a ghost town. Me and Dome (Dometrius) and Benny and Perata, and Andy Brewer and a bunch of locals and we’re chompin at the bit hard. There ain’t nobody up there at Snowbird because when they get a super huge storm the avalanch danger is so high that they close the canyon to traffic and no one from town can drive up there. So it is DUMPING! Like four inches an hour. After a bunch of avalanch bombing and and all that they finally let us on the tram. KILLER! This shit is as good as it gets. The Snowbird tram is like 4000 feet of vertical rise. It gets you up there in about 8 minutes.

So they finally let us on the thing. Everyone’s all packed in there and we’re playing Nick Perata’s favorite game-(match the person’s face with their breath). Fools are yelling out and all that because that’s how fired up people are. I think that tram holds about 60 or a hundred or whatever. It doesn’t matter that much. All you know is that you’re gonna run out the door of the tram, find a spot to strap in, point down the cirque traverse, and point it down the front bowl as fast as you can. Some fools are gonna go right under the tram and whatnot but there’s some hairy shit in there. Cliffs and shark rocks and some real haulin’ ass steepness. I wanna say that face on the top of the bowl is a thousand plus vert. By then you’re carryin’ some enjoyable speed. You gotta carry the flat. You got another 3000 to go. Then there’s a big-ass wind-lip kicker out there somewhere. It’s pretty crazy ’cause this is blizzard conditions, so visibility is an everchanging visual odessy.

You can boot a pretty nice air off that wind lip too. Sometimes you can’t tell where the ground is. You just gotta point it and land and stay on your feet. If you wanna do tricks that’s cool but this is survival shit mostly. If you bail, you’re off the back. Backflips work nice cause you can hold a wheelie in the pow. So you’re landin and bouncin and blowning through windlips and slashin around trees and goin mostly straight. You could never ride the mountain at these speeds on a normal day ’cause there’s be steeps with moguls and lots of people and whatnot. Normally you have to follow some cat tracks to get back to the bottom and they include some switchbacks and wraparound trails. If you follow those lines you’re too slow so you gotta blow right over the ropes. closures, slow zones, switchbacks, cat tracks. Right over the gnolls. Straight to the bottom. There are alot of cool terrain features along the way. Big walls, huge gully-pipe g-turns, some hips some trees. This is the typical gut run.

You look out of the corner of your eye and your buddy Andy Brewer is over there wheeling alon at 60. Then Perata and come blowin’ by. By now you’re pretty much laughing out loud. Like tears runnin’ down your face. It’s really welling up inside. You can almost cry. You’re still pinning it and there’s no tracks. When you do cross one it’s your bro slashing across in a white wind-blast speed plume that can make you lose your way. All of a sudden a dude pulls up along side. Trying to hang. Bouncing through compression and gettin lifted over hill and rollers and wind lips. Out of the corner of your eye, you see him tumble three of four times. That’s the last you’ll see of him today. Because if you don’t pin it all the way to the bottom, ride right to the tram maze, take off your board and run through the maze…..you can’t make it back on the SAME TRAM that just took eight minutes to drop 4000 feet!

Then 8 minutes later when the tram pulls into the dock at the top, you run out, strap in, and point it to the bottom again. So the object of the game is to ride the SAME TRAM all day from when the morning flag drops untill they shut-’er-down at the last bell. NO LUNCH PUSSIES! You’re a fuckin’ rider? Well fuckin ride! Now that is usually about ten to twelve trams. I once heard of someone getting 13 trams in a day. That’s over 40,000 vertical feet in one day! In a blizzard. Without stopping. So step-up and don’t let-up or you’ll get swept-up with powder puffs. And that’s how we do it when Farm’s in town, so I’ll see you up there if I don’t get too old first. But don’t nail the coffin shut yet bitches!!!

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The Farm is Back…And I’m Loungin Easy Now!

Shawn Farmer With the Gold BrahYo foolios. Farm here. That’s right the OG Shawn Farmer himself. This is going to be my spot on EasyLoungin to spit whatever game or knowledge I want. Although new to the blogging and social networking game, this shizz is instinctually ingrained in the cells of the Fizz. I’m pretty excited about the coming winter. It reminds me of my own storm chasin’ back in the day. We used to just drive around the western states chasin’ the storms from town to town, resort to resort. For us it was usually Utah, Wyoming, Washington, Idaho, Colorado, Oregon, California, and back again. I only went to Canada if I could sneak in past customs. If we hit a dry spell or a lull in the storm pattern, we’d just hit the road. We’d call our bros and find out where the storm was gonna hit and head for higher ground. You gotta understand that back in the day we didn’t have all the high-tech shizz that we have access to today. Weather reports were mostly local and there were no cellie phones. You had to rely on the word of mouth bro system for accurate storm information. You had to call your people on one of those phones with wires on it and it was usually inside someone’s house! Read the rest of this entry »

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