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Farmers Almanac: April

I’ve been in AK for the last couple weeks. Man! Sickness! King of the hill goes off! So many nigs. Alot of the old school nigs from back in the day and lots of new ones too. Terry Kidwell was up there shreddin tough. Travis Rice, enough about him. I got seventh. Mark Landvik, dude is cool rippin. Scotty Lago can ride mountains. Rob Kingwill was there reigning on the mountain and the mic. Mikey Basich did the most
rididulous double drop line in the event I have ever seen anywhere. That dude is psycho-smooth and
and ruling.

What a carnival of souls. Snow machines everywhere. The alaska tailgate scene was off the hook. Fools on kites. Killer chopper lines off the big mountains with ABA. My buddy Gabe Smith did some cherry-sweet descents with Nick Perata and they shredded the steep, deep nizzle lines. We had the best snowboarding by day and bitchin’ parties at night. If you’re not at Alaska tailgate, you’re missin the action baby. Damn!

I got to ride an amazingly sick mountain face that was the best run of my life. Theo the guide at Rendevous Heli let me have this run first right after the 18 inch storm. Dropping in on this run first is a true honor and a lifetime experience. I dropped in hot on the top of that run. It was a couple feet of fresh and there was about four inches of hoar frost on there too. It was like broken glass comin down that chute. I just blazed down into the gut of that chute. I toe sided to the right and looked back at my sluff. I was going about the same speed. The sluff was getting bigger and carrying more speed and volume, so I just rode faster and got in front of it with perfect rythm not missing a turn. I cut left up on this spine and started gouging deep spine-type turns down the sweetest spine. I got to hit a thirty foot rock with smooth-ass landing. The speed was perfect all the time. No resistance on touchdown. Just glassy cold speed. Then the sluff started passing me on my right. I kept riding that spine untill I was about to get cliffed-out. I saw all the sluff boiling down the chute which was my out. Right then I knew what to do. I ollied right over the river of tumbling broken glass. It was making a tinkling noise like thin wind chimes. I ollied over the sweeping snow and then pointed the chute. I got up to speed real quick. The wind was rushing faster and faster. Then I was going faster than the sluff-slide so I just cut right back into the sluff. My speed floated me back to the surface of the river of snow and I came outta there with mad speed. In front of the sluff again as
it spread out onto the glacier, I carved into a a huge bottom turn. Now I was hauling-ass across a bunch of avalanche debris. It didn’t matter though. There was a few inches of pow on there too. I was carrying a bunch of speed into the rollers below the big face.

I just started laying huge down-hill g/s carves over the wind lips and rollers. Ridiculous frontside and backside slashes. Airs over the blind wind-lip. Toe side three. Too easy. A sick frontside windlip comes into view. Impulse. Nice lay-out back. Frontside slash. Cut left. 40 foot front three. Landings are so smooth, it doesn’t seem real. More lips and rollers all the way back to the L.Z. Butter surface 360 up to the heli-pad. 4400 vertical feet of blower pow. Textbook run top to bottom with no stops. Maybe my best ever. Sweet.

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WTF About Bob Part 6 – The Scene

Bob KleinToday is March 5, 2010. I began the journey for this new season in mid December with a trip to Colorado. Everything was new, fresh and exciting. Travel is a lot of fun, especially when snowboarding is involved. Free passes, travel paid and with some clever angles, free food is in the mix. I had a lot of energy and numerous reasons to be really excited, from a snowboarding and business perspective.

I have a huge passion for what I do. I never realized it until the drive home, somewhere between Hope, BC and Susanville, CA. When the Olympics come around, there is a sense of urgency to get snowboarding to shine on that world stage. No matter what preparations are made, nothing seems to get you ready to react at the big show. And what a show it is……Shaun White goes into and comes out of Vancouver as “the” snowboarder. Sure, there is plenty of attention sent towards Torah Bright, Hannah Teter, Kelly Clark, Scotty Lago and even those boardercrossers……who doesn’t love Seth Wescott and Nate Holland? But let’s not pretend here. Shaun White is all you need to know and NBC loves it that way.

In the fourth grade I played Charlie Brown in a Christmas play. I fell in love with acting. In the seventh grade I played Tom Sawyer and it was the most incredible experience I have ever had. To be the focus of an audience for over an hour is so uplifting, it has an intoxicating effect. After the play ran for 2 weeks, I spent a night in my bedroom crying. Tom Sawyer was my identity, my passion, my being. Just like that, all of it was gone. Who was I now that Tom Sawyer was gone? I’d have to rely on the person I really am. The insecure and fragile kid who likes to talk shit, covering up all of his internal and external shortcomings.

You would think I could share my Olympic experiences with you through my pictures and stories. I can and probably will at some point, but there just aren’t many pictures to share. The stories are uneventful and even less interesting. I could tie it all into snowboarding and what snowboarding means to me. I could relate my life experiences to sliding down snow covered mountains. But that would cheat you from the truth. The truth that everything isn’t always OK with me. Sometimes it doesn’t matter what you are doing, where you are going or who you are with. Sometimes the pain is too strong to ignore. How could this be? I’ve got everything going for me, nothing working against me. I get all the free shit I need and then some. I get to travel under the premise of serious business. I get to snowboard for free. I have an awesome family. Sometimes that’s not enough to carry me through.

People lie all the time. It’s the way the world is. If I lie and nobody suffers, is it still a lie? I’ve had people in this business lying to me for the past 15 years, at least. But that’s expected because my “adversaries” are just trying to pay less and it makes sense they will say and do anything to achieve that goal. I’ve had clients lie to me because they were afraid of how I might handle the situation. They never seem to understand the fiduciary duty I have with them. So they lie. Or stop short of telling the truth. People at companies always want to say they did what they were supposed to do. They sent the product when they didn’t. They sent the payment when they didn’t. They claimed they left a message when they didn’t. If the people at companies lie to me, the clients and I usually are on the same page, knowing we are being fed a line. But that gets turned around when the client is put into a position of not really knowing who is telling the truth. They still don’t know or understand what a fiduciary duty is. I never really worried too much about liars, I always thought they would get theirs as things catch up to them. But the liars seem to have a way of positioning themselves for success. I don’t understand. Read the rest of this entry »

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Farmer’s Almanac

rok str 1 copyWell, i didn’t exactly take over the world yet. I didn’t even set it on fire. But it weren’t for lack of tryin’. So here’s the skinny. During the second week of January, I got fired from my job plowing snow at Northstar. Because I have no job now, I have been riding every day. It has been so sweet. I forgot what it was like to snowboard this much. I am riding stronger than I did when I was in my twenties and I will be 45 in april! Forty is the new twenty-seven. I don’t have a job or any money again but snowboarding has filled the void. This has been a sick winter. I’ve been riding Squaw Valley ’cause I have a season pass and I shred almost every day.

I have kick-ass gear too. I think that my gear is making a big difference as well. I used to ride big boards alot. I still like them, but my style is changing. I am still a power rider but I enjoy flowing with the contours of the mountain more now. Where I used to use muscle and speed and force I now use more of a natural approach. I don’t jump off as much big stuff as I used to but I am on my riding so much more now. I am not afraid of steeps that’s for sure. I love clinging to the sides of a cliff. I have this Nidecker Ultra-light 163 snowboard. This thing has changed my perspective. It is the lightest thing around. I got those burton C-60’s on there too
so they’re light as well. I got Burton Ozone boots which are really flexy. My board is so light and the boots are so soft, you don’t feel it on your feet because you can barely feel the board. I guess the carbon fiber in the board makes it really damp because even though it is really flexy it doesn’t bounce around at speed.

That carbon fiber and the construction of this board is the shizz. It also has the fastest base material so even if i don’t wax it, it still carries speed. I am never left behind on that thing. These boards are pricy but if you can get your hands on a Nidecker Ultralight or a Megalight, do it. The Ultralight is tapered and pretty fishy. The Megalight is more all-mountain and more twin. It is ridiculous how well these boards stick to steep slopes. They contour to the hill because they are flexy and bend into the bumps and hourglass chutes. I really can’t say enough about those boards. I love my board, it’s like having a girlfriend except this board loves me back.

I also got this Volcom suit. I don’t know the name but it’s the red one. It has vents and some goose down in the knees and stuff. It’s got a neck gator stitched to the hood and the jacket zips to the pants in the back. I didn’t even know that till some kid at Sugar Bowl told me. The suit is water proof. I even rode in the rain a few days and I stayed totally try. The thing is the best and I’ve never had a suit this good. It looks kind of goofy ’cause it’s matching red tie-dye but it’s so dope that I wear it all the time. Even though I have a bunch of other killer suits, I don’t wear them ’cause this volcom one is the shizz. I hope they keep making stuff this killer. I always thought Volcom was kind of a fashon show, but I can’t discount my suit. All in all, I have killer gear across the board and it makes riding more fun for me. Read the rest of this entry »

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WTF About Bob Part 3: Contests

Bob KleinI travel a lot in the Winter. This year is supposed to be really exciting because of all the big time events, money and pressure on all of those pro riders. After not going anywhere for the months of October and November, I was rested and ready for the road. It’s an Olympic year, so Grand Prix events are cool again. I’ve always thought they were cool. They have the best catering of any event, Eric Webster is the most solid guy you’ll ever meet, he puts on a great show. Additionally, they are trying to accomplish multiple tasks, from a great venue for the riders to making the Grand Prix events “cool” in snowboarder terminology. I’ve always been a little confused by how “uncool” the Grand Prix events supposedly are. The people who run it are totally cool and have a long history in snowboarding. The pipes and slopestyle courses are usually really good and the events are usually very well run in terms of schedule and application of the rules.

Contests are serious business. No, really serious. To put on a Grand Prix with a pipe and Snowboarding Grand Prixslopestyle event, it costs around $200 large. So if you are in the contest business (USSA, Burton, ESPN, FIS, etc.) you don’t have events for fun. It’s a tight margin with profitability off in the distance. Any compromise on margin could turn black ink into red pretty fast. If margins dictate the sustainability of an event, these guys are far more nervous about sponsors paying in and delivering value to said sponsors. Paying sponsors get to hang banners with their logo all along the pipe and slopestyle courses. They get a number of VIP credentials so they can invite their clients to hob-nob with athletes and snowboarding’s elite. These sponsorships run in the hundreds of thousands of dollars, if not millions, especially in an Olympic year.

This is the stuff of big business and big marketing. In previous years it’s been an afterthought to make the actual snowboarding venue a good one. As consistent and good as pipes and jumps are today, they all still get their fair share of criticism. Every event has the same process: some like the pipe or course, some don’t. Discussions ensue. Decisions are made and sometimes there are changes made. By the time the finals roll around, everyone has adapted to the venue and typically rides at their highest level. ESPN will tell you they spent $1 million to get that pipe perfect in Aspen. It is a great pipe, for sure. It’s great to see consistency when that wasn’t the case 10 years ago. Read the rest of this entry »

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WTF About Bob: Part 4

My newest entry was supposed to be about how I almost made the Legendary Banked Slalom not legendary and not a banked slalom. But that’s going to need to wait. My experiences on and off a snowboard aren’t important right now. How much money or fame someone has achieved isn’t really important right now. Also what isn’t really important, but going on right now is a discussion about how far can pros take it is my focus.

As we all know, a brother in shred has gone down. It’s quite interesting to see mainstream mediakevin pearce churning out stories on a daily basis about Kevin Pearce’s injury and subsequent treatment. There are stories mentioning the outpouring of support and how his family is amazed with all of the support and love for their son and brother. I was one of the first one to two hundred people to join the “Well Wishes To Our Frend Kevin Pearce” Facebook page and I watched the membership grow at a clip of about 2,500 people each day. Today it has over 15,000 members. Read the rest of this entry »

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Farmer’s Almanac: December

Farmer, Parker, Chappy

Hey man. Merry Christmas and all that. I went riding with the Easy Loungin crew at Northstar the other day. Pretty fun. Those dudes and chicks can shralp pretty tough. I went to Squaw Valley a couple days after that. A lot of times when I go to snowboard I’m not into it. I usually go through a period of wanting to leave every time I go unless it’s pow, then there’s no question. I was pretty tired the day I went with the Easy Loungin crew. I had been working nights and I had gotten myself pretty run down. I plow the snow from Northstar’s roads. I work from 11p.m. until 7a.m., or from 7 to 7 if it’s snowing really hard. I had been on nights for a couple weeks. We stay on nights after a storm because there’s still alot of maintenance and clean-up even though the plowing slows down or is all done.

Xander, Christoph, Suzie

I’ve had the swine flu for the past three weeks as well. I first got it on the 3rd of december. I’ve been plowing nights and riding on good days or when I had the energy. I’ve had some sweet days. In fact every day I’ve gone out I’ve had a really good time. Even if I am depressed or I don’t want to go up on the hill, if I can just get myself on the lift, I always have a good time. Then I come home and cough and sneeze and hack and suffer. Or, I go to work and freeze and get chills and hack and cough and choke and freeze and get dehydrated and suffer at work all night. That swine flu shit is truly miserable. That is how I am sure I had the h1n1 because any cold as intense, long-lasting and debilitating as this one had to be the swine.

Now I know how those little piggies felt all coughing on the news, and no one even gave them any cough drops. Poor bastards. I bought myself Nyquil and took it during the day after riding so i could sleep. I took Dayquil at night so I wouldn’t fall asleep on night shift. I had Theraflu for day, and Theraflu for night. I had vitamins and cough drops, tea and zinc. I must have spent $100 on cold and flu meds. It helped only a little. I coughed so hard I thought my lungs would come out my nose. I thought my lungs were bleeding. I coughed so hard I got headaches. I hoped a blood vessel would just burst in my head from the coughing spasms and I could just be put out of my misery from a brain hemorrhage. Makes me wonder if I should have gotten a flu shot.

All I can say is that when I was actually riding, I didn’t feel the misery of my swine flu. On the chair the coughing and hacking would resume, but when I was ripping down a run I don’t remember feeling a thing. Strange. I’m sure being out in the cold and exerting myself like that when I was sick and tired from working nights and shredding days while being sick wasn’t helping my recovery. It was hard for me to get caught up on sleep and let the old body recharge the batteries. Sickness is certainly a mystery. All I know is when I’m riding the pain of life goes away. I was actually beating myself down knowing that I would probably end up sicker from riding, but the temporary euphoria was some how worth it. GOD DAMN that was a brutal two to three weeks. Was It worth the hours, days and weeks of suffering for the fleeting moments of bliss? Yeah I guess so. But I’ve decided I want more. I’ve decided to take over the world. This will be an exciting time for us. The fuse is lit. Can I get a witness?

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