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BoobCon V3.0 Top Guns Dance Party

February 8, 2010
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With Boobcon in full bounce its time for an update on days two and three. Day two found us riding Solitude and we all discovered how it earned its name. I’ve never seen a resort so empty on a Saturday… especially with powder to be found. After a warm-up hot lap we headed to Honeycomb canyon with 11 girls in tow to find some more fluffnstuff. It is surprisingly difficult to ride in a large group through tight trees without becoming intimate with one or more packmates. Good thing girls are so friendly. Cliffs were dropped, trees were dodged and stashes were carefully sniffed out.

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The highlight of the day was actually the apres ski event that Heidi had organized for us. We arrived home to find two lovely massage therapists waiting to rub our worries and knotted muscles away. I’m convinced that nothing beats cocktails, hot tubbing and massages after a couple days of hard riding.

Today we were back at Brighton for more girl shred and we managed to have both a dance party (as evidenced by the video) and an impromptu Karaoke session (more to come) on the mountain. Today ended up being a star studded event. We had 13 girls today and in a completely random coincidence (no – really) Midge and SuChick were ‘recognized’ in the ticket line by one tall goofy character who turned out to be an OG BMB member by the name of LongBoy. Later we ran into Tidbit and Mr.Tidbit and took a run with them. Unfortunately, we weren’t able to ride with them long as the chicas wanted to take some turns in the side-country. Turns out there was still stuff to be found if you were willing to traverse in and hike out. The girls were. We finally left the mountain when the lifts stopped running and relaxed with a nice private Yoga class in SLC. All shredcations should be like this.

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It is amazing what a difference the right crew makes. Boobcon has slowly grown over the last few years and while girls have come and gone, I have yet to ride with a chica who wasn’t willing to hike, traverse, or drop to get a line. Riding with a group of skilled and like minded women is a shred experience unlike any other. For one, nobody complains when someone brings up the idea of a potty break…

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Lessons learned on days 2 and 3:

Don’t expect a 14 year old to say sorry if she runs right over your board and almost knocks you over. She is only 14. She is just a child. Her father will expect that to be a good enough excuse.
Ladies love the Feelgood VRocker
A surprisingly large number of men have never been serenaded.
You can ride for 4 hours with an open RedBull and not spill a single drop.
Women have deceptively strong hands.
A sad mastie is not slang for a clinically depressed mastiff.
It is possible to not find out who won the Superbowl until 11 p.m. It is also possible not to care.
PBRs taste better from a straw.
Even after a couple days, some Kiwis are impossible to understand. I am beginning to doubt they speak English after all.

Falling while getting on a chairlift happens even to the seasoned vets.
Every shred event should have time for an ice cream sundae bar.
Ballet training has many uses.

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  • Suze Says:
    February 12th, 2010 at 6:35 am

    FACK.
    Loading clips into iMovie has taken HOURS.
    Still trying to make an edit

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  • Parker Says:
    February 12th, 2010 at 6:45 am

    Suze for the record i love you and Jon……

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  • pastaboy Says:
    February 12th, 2010 at 10:50 am

    midget-mafiosa said:  welcome to the gun show. our awesome massage therapists marissa and tonya:

    private masseurs ftw. what a great idea, yours?  

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  • Midget Mafiosa Says:
    February 12th, 2010 at 11:07 am

     we wanted to make this something MORE than just a devcon-type thing. i started looking at other women's camps i liked, and specifically, i was looking for those extra touches that still wouldn't break the bank for people, like trips to an actual retail spa. marissa (left) is my regular massage therapist, and she's amazing. she's put me back together like humpty dumpty more than a few times. tonya i've also road tested, and for being so small, she has mean, mean hands (in the good way)! they decided that since this would be private work (not the clinic they were with), and all the proceeds went to them, that they'd do hour massages for a mere $35/hr, gratuity included. they pretty much rocked the evening. :)

    if anyone is ever in slc and wants a massage, i can hook you up with either of these ladies for $40/hr. word!

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  • pastaboy Says:
    February 12th, 2010 at 11:12 am

    tonya looks like a real ball-breaker (in a good way), i must admit. what a brilliant thing to come home too after a hard days ride. i could use that for my old aching bones. the boobies must've loved it.  

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  • Midget Mafiosa Says:
    February 12th, 2010 at 11:16 am

     we most certainly did! more than a couple girls fell asleep on the table, too.

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  • pastaboy Says:
    February 12th, 2010 at 11:33 am

    haha. that sounds pretty much like my favourite non-sexual after shred dream. just fade into slumberrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr……………..  

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  • suchick13 Says:
    February 12th, 2010 at 1:37 pm

    I will testify that Marissa was one of the best massage therapists to ever dig into my dermis. I opted for 2 hours – cause I'm all gnarled up and shizz. I creaked and groaned. She hurt me. In a good way. I think I drooled. She was awesome.

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  • pastaboy Says:
    February 12th, 2010 at 1:45 pm

    did the other 'boobers' get a turn?  

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  • suchick13 Says:
    February 12th, 2010 at 3:16 pm

    oh yeah ! Marissa and Tonya tag-teamed all night long, from 5:30 'til about 10 p.m. I think most of the Boobcon gals opted for a massage.

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  • Stealth Says:
    February 13th, 2010 at 3:43 am

     I nominate "You've lost that lovin feelin'" as the offical EL theme song.

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